The Daily Me - The Matrixxx

Age Ain't Nothing But A Number...Of Crumbling Pieces Of Infrastructure
And, Blair's Not Getting Another Term - What's Your Point?
And, He Was Torn About That One, Too
Aren't You Getting MacIntyred Of The Whole Scandal?
Could This Be Ford's "Go The Fuck Away From Jesus" Moment?
History Is Written By The Whiners
Ho Hum
Now, If They Were An Anti-ONION Group, That Would Be News!
I'm Convinced!
Lead By Example, I Always Say
(Now, If Just Others - Or, Even A Certain Other - Would Follow)
No Word On Whether The Civil Servant Was A Virgin
Put That In Your (Crack) Pipe And Smoke It!
Street Wise, Road Foolish
Two Words: ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK?!
Voters Should Be Resigned To More Broken Promises, Or - *SHUDDER* - Kept Ones